No. 1033 - The Spartan Gamer's Retreat

Look at this desk, trying so hard to say 'I'm cultured' with a book in a language you probably 'pretend' to read. The exposed brick wall is a nice touch, almost distracts from the giant screen compensating for a lack of anything else on the desk. The minimalist vibe screams 'I watched one episode of Marie Kondo and threw everything away except for my gaming gear.' And let's be honest, that pristine keyboard hasn't seen a crumb of action – you eat over the sink like a civilized person, don't you?