Ah, the 'Vintage Bibliophile's Catastrophe' – where books are for wall decoration and the actual desk is in an unending battle with clutter. Between the potted plant infestation and what looks like every candle from a séance, I'm surprised the laptop doesn't have its own foliage. The ambiance screams 'I wrote poetry once and now I can't stop buying thrift store oddities'. And let's not ignore the teapot that's pondering its life choices. All it's missing is a typewriter and the illusion of being an undiscovered novelist would be complete.