Ah, the 'Package Pileup Pandemonium' desk aesthetic, a classic choice! One can almost feel the thrill of unboxing without having to move an inch, and let's not overlook the sprinkling of vitamin bottles artistically placed to suggest a lifestyle of both health and chaos. With enough cables to confuse even the most intelligent octopus, this desk could double as a modern art installation titled 'Technological Tangle in Brown Paper Sea'.