Ah, the classic dual-screen productivity booster, perfect for simultaneously watching anime and pretending to work. I see we're going for the 'industrial chic' with a side of 'gamer who lost his cleaning supplies.' The only thing working harder than that over-caffeinated CPU is the single cup holder, doubling as a trash bin. Let's not ignore those chic styrofoam monitor risers, giving off strong 'I improvised and now I'm too lazy to fix it' vibes. Who needs a desk when you've got a battleground for dust bunnies? Truly, this is the modern coliseum where empty water bottles and unidentified crumbs come to meet their fate.