No. 1136 - The Beige Board of Boredom

Ah, the classic school desk—a place where gum goes to retire and carvings tell the forbidden tales of boredom. This particular specimen seems to eked out of the most mundane shade of beige, the type that has seen one too many sleepy scribbles. It's so blank, I can almost see last week's pop quiz answers still being frantically erased in a last-minute panic. As a farewell: you're not just a desk. You're a canvas of despair in a sea of standardized tests.