No. 1143 - The Technotarian Time Capsule

Ah, the classic minimalist-meets-electronics-store-backroom chic. With a monitor that large, one has to wonder if you're compensating for the lack of sunlight - or actual office decor. And let's not overlook the 'Hannspree' branding that screams 'I went for the budget option and I'm proud!' You also have the most interesting selection of paperweights with that pink Macaron and... is that a flattened submarine sandwich or a speaker? Either way, it's the peppiest thing on this desk, and that's saying something! The ensemble wouldn't be complete without the keyboard that clearly has seen the fall of Internet Explorer to Chrome, and that mouse? It's like a relic from an ancient PC gaming dig. And who needs cable management when you can showcase the spaghetti junction of power strips and adaptors, a true testament to your 'It's not messy if it works' philosophy.