No. 1200 - The Minimalist Mirage

Well, well, well, isn't this desk just the epitome of 'I read one article about minimalism and took it way too seriously.' This desk looks like it's fresh out of a furniture catalog where quantity is a typo for quality. The lonely laptop is practically screaming for some company. Not a coffee cup stain in sight, no paper stack sliding off the edge — it's so clean it makes me wonder if work ever happens here or if it's just a showroom for that one laptop. And is that a chair or a modern art piece? I can feel my back aching just looking at it.