No. 121 - The Necronomidesk

Ah, the Pandora's Box of desks – where opening a drawer probably summons a dark overlord or, worse, last year's tax returns. With ambient lighting that says 'Doomsday chic' and chains that scream 'I have commitment issues,' I'm sure there's not a single pen that works in there. The style? Like if a goth Transformer tried interior design. Neatness is a cosmic joke here, but on a coolness scale, it's basically a desk-shaped lightning rod for the wild and the wizardly.