Oh look, it's the 'I swear I know where everything is' desk, where the fine line between organized chaos and a natural disaster is just a misplaced coffee cup away. The book is open, which means someone is actually trying to study among the ruins of Pompeii. A wild assortment of items that somehow coexist in the same habitat without a full-blown ecosystem collapse is truly a marvel. This desk looks like it's preparing for a yard sale where everything must go - and by go, I mean tumble onto the floor at the slightest nudge.