Ah, the minimalist approach—where 'less is more' becomes 'less is bore'. It's so tidy it makes a museum look cluttered. And wow, that plant is nearly as big as the desk itself. Trying to compensate for something? At least the fan's there to blow away the paperwork you don't have. But hey, it's clean and bright, like the first page of a notebook that you're afraid to ruin with your horrible handwriting.