No. 1225 - The Executive Pile-up

Oh, look at that desk, a real monument to 'organized chaos'! I haven't seen paper stacked that high since my last visit to the recycling plant. With enough phones for a telemarketing team, you'd think one would be a direct line to Marie Kondo. The desk's style speaks vintage confusion, its neatness screams 'help wanted', and as for coolness, it's as cool as a fax machine in a Snapchat world.