No. 123 - The Binary Bastion

Oh look, it's every programmer's fantasy setup - where the number of monitors is inversely proportional to the amount of sunlight seen. With the ergonomic posture of a hunchback in sanctuary, this coder cave boasts a world map to plan all the places you'll never visit while debugging into the wee hours. Vampire-chic desk lamp included for that 'working in the dark because I forgot what the sun looks like' ambiance. Bonus points for the strategically placed headphones, undoubtedly there to block out the sound of social skills evaporating. I'm half expecting the monitors to start listing 'find human interaction' as a syntax error.

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