No. 1243 - The Executive Pile-Up

Ah, the classic 'I'm too busy running the world to tidy up' vibe! This desk has stacks of papers that look like they've been building up since the Cold War, and those phones? I'm sure even the Pentagon doesn't have that many lines. Clearly, this is someone who multitasks more than a Swiss Army knife, but it's a desk that says, 'I delegate the cleaning to someone else.' And by 'delegate,' I mean ignore. It's giving high-stakes hoarder-chic with a side of 'I'll find it... eventually.'