No. 1318 - The Procrastination Station

Well, well, well, if it isn't the minimalist masterpiece of procrastination! This desk is like a well-behaved cat: neat enough to not scare the guests away, but still chaotic enough to suggest you're secretly plotting world domination while munching on snacks. Those plants are clearly your attempt to convince everyone you have a green thumb, but let’s be honest; they’re just there to witness your snack habits! And that laptop—looking majestic, just begging you to actually do some work instead of browsing memes. Overall, this desk says 'I care, but only slightly.'