No. 1328 - The Geeky Graveyard of Good Intentions

Wow, this desk looks like a cross between a superhero convention and a candle shop that forgot to turn off its scent machines. You've got your certified ECG technician diploma right there, which is ironic because I can already tell your desk needs a defibrillator! And is that sand in a box? What are we, five? That said, I love the character variety—it's a party, and I wasn't even invited!