No. 134 - The Solitary Setup Soliloquy

Ah, the 'Minimal Effort Maximal Pretense' setup. Look at this desk, so clean you could serve dinner on it, if you don't mind the taste of dust and dreams of being a streamer. I see you went with the 'one plant' decor approach–bold move, letting it shoulder the entire responsibility of adding life to the place. And what do we have here, a giant mouse pad for a keyboard that's definitely compensating for a lack of typing skills. The monitor arm is working harder than a crane on a construction site—let's just hope your productivity levels match. The microphone is so close to the window, it's like it's ready to jump out at the first sound of bad karaoke. Overall, it's evident that someone is trying to telegraph 'I'm a pro' while quietly whispering 'but I follow setup trends on Instagram.'