Well, well, well, what do we have here? A desk so mysteriously neat it makes me think all the clutter got scared off by the horns. Or maybe it's just that the mess has been shoved into the digital abyss we can't see on the screen. This desk is giving off 'I perform dark arts but only in a tidy space' vibes. And yet, the sole focus on the computer suggests either a digital minimalist or someone who's lost their pen and notebook to another dimension. It's tough to roast something that's barely there — the Loch Ness monster of desks.