Ah, the 'Portable Chaos Ensemble' - truly a marvel in the art of controlled disarray. Here we have a laptop that's probably seen cleaner days, competing for space with a keyboard that seems to have been teleported from 1983. The mouse pad doubles as a modern art piece with a 'tangle of cables' motif. Let's not overlook the stylish crushed water bottle and the mystery bag that surely contains the lost treasure of 'I'll clean it up later.' On a positive note, the cluttered habitat does suggest the user might be capable of multitasking... multitasking at making messes, obviously.