No. 162 - The Wilderness Workstation

Well, well, if it isn't the infamous 'Botanical Battlestation', where the electronics are in a constant turf war with the flora for desk real estate. I see we're gangster enough to use a plate as a mousepad; nothing screams 'I've given up on order' like using dinnerware for computer peripherals. And that keyboard—more colors than a unicorn's daydream. I bet typing on that is like playing Whack-A-Mole. With all the crumbs on the desk, it's less of a workspace and more of a buffet for any brave enough critters. The dual monitors are a nice touch, though, giving off 'I'm a serious multitasker' vibes if we ignore the gaming on one and imminent carpal tunnel from the other. As for the ambiance, I'm half expecting a fairy to fly out and grant me three wishes—or at least wish for a dustpan!