No. 169 - Chaos Command Center

Ah, behold the 'Chaos Command Center', where organizing is a game of Tetris that you're constantly losing. The desk is a monument to multitasking with a side of hoarding; there's just enough room for a mouse to squeeze through, assuming it can navigate the obstacle course of random objects. The unified field theory of clutter is tested here, showing that no matter how big a surface is, stuff will expand to cover it. It's like a still life painting called 'Mess in the Modern Age'. The style screams 'thrift shop chic', the neatness is as evident as a black hole in a coal mine, and the coolness factor hinges entirely on whether you think a cup of aging tea adds character.