No. 187 - The Bandwidth Throne

Well, well, well, if it isn't the 'Command Center Chic' desk setup. This workstation is screaming, 'I have more screens than friends,' and it's clear all that real estate is definitely compensating for something. The central attraction is the monstrous, unmistakable server rack that shouts 'I'm running the entire internet from my living room!' Kudos on the consistent blue LED vibe, though – it really sets the tone for those long nights of pretending to be in a J.J. Abrams film. The singular gaming chair positions you as the overlord of your tech dominion, whilst those slippers at the ready ensure you're comfy after those tough hours of... typing? Shame that organization clearly took a back seat; the cables are having a party down there, and it's the kind where everyone forgets who they came with. Overall, it's the electronic equivalent of a peacock tail – pretty flashy, but borderline obnoxious.