Well, look at this, folks — a desk that screams 'I spent all my money on tech and lighting to compensate for my lack of actual work.' With the matching monochrome peripherals, it's like you're trying to convince the desk that you have a sophisticated taste in design, but we all know it's just because you can't handle colors. The excessive tidiness gives away the fact that you probably do more dusting here than typing. Bonus points for the ambiance brought by the glowing Woody from Toy Story's evil twin hiding in the corner. This desk looks like the lair of a Bond villain if they stopped trying to conquer the world and decided to become an Insta-blogger instead.