Oh, look at Mr. 'I fancy myself a minimalist' over here, with a desk that looks like IKEA and a Zen garden had a love child. The only thing missing is a bonsai tree for you to meditate on why you own more succulents than pens. I must say, though, the black-and-beige color scheme is so dreary, it's like a tribute to the most boring day at the office. The chair looks like it doubles as an interrogation seat. And where's the personalized touch? Did the desk police ban all personal items? Your filing system screams, 'Look at me, color-coordinating my boredom into binders!' Nevertheless, it does look orderly and would probably make Marie Kondo swell with pride.