No. 211 - The Pinnacle of Pretentiousness Platfrom

Ah, the minimalist's dream where every item is meticulously placed like an exhibit in the 'Museum of Too Much Free Time'. The laptop, precariously perched atop a wooden stand that looks like it's the result of a weekend DIY project gone right, for a change. A single coffee mug, because who needs hydration? And of course, a little foliage to remind you there's a world outside that cubicle, just in case the natural light streaming in wasn't hint enough. We get it, you're fancy. The only thing working harder than you is that salt lamp trying to zen out your aura.

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