No. 258 - The Collegiate Coffee Table

Ah, the modern 'multifunctional' desk—where coffee table meets tech graveyard. Did you set this up during a game of The Sims and forget we're dealing with real life? The minimalist frame speaks 'Ikea,' but the clutter says 'yard sale.' That mouse is so far from the laptop, I'm concerned it's trying to escape. Speaking of escaping, those wires are staging a break for it! And what's the story with the random hat—is it part of the creative process or just a stylish paperweight? Nonetheless, the laptop angle could double as a geometry lesson: 'Find the angle where the laptop still manages to be useful.' Overall, it's a blend of casual disarray that's oddly charming in a 'just got kicked out of the dorm' kind of way.