Ah, the classic 'I might fix it someday' pile in the corner, alongside the 'my monitor can beat up your monitor' centerpiece. Let's not forget the speakers strategically flanking the screen, because heaven forbid the sound waves travel an extra twelve inches to your ears. And who knew that a desk could double as a wire nesting site? You clearly have an advanced degree in cable management chaos theory. It's part office, part modern art installation. 'The Cluttered Abyss', I shall call it.