No. 299 - The Bare Necessities Bureau

Oh, I see we've gone for that minimalistic 'just moved in' look, where decorating means leaving a single random comb on the shelf – very avant-garde. And what's this, a bottle of water so large it's preparing for the deskpocalypse? The crumpled tissue suggests an epic battle between the common cold and humanity played out right here. But let's not overlook the pièce de résistance: a lonely coffee cup, a beacon of hope in this barren wasteland of productivity. We're all just one sip away from excellence, aren't we?