No. 302 - The Serenity Workspace

Well, well, well, if it isn't the desk that tried to audition for a minimalist tech commercial and got rejected for being 'too clean'. Seriously, does anyone actually work here, or is this just a showroom for 'Desks With Better Views Than You'? The matching wood accents are a nice try at warmth, but let's face it, they scream 'I read one article about Feng Shui and I'm an expert now'. And those speakers, are they for listening to whale calls to match the ocean view or just for flexing on conference calls with that 'natural sound'? Despite my teasing, this desk is so pristine I'd eat my lunch off it, but I'd probably get a passive-aggressive note about messing up the aesthetic.