No. 317 - The Trashcan's Envy

Ah, the site of the elusive 'Messy Deskus Maximus' in its natural habitat. If desks had feelings, this one would be crying out for a clean-up crew and an episode of 'Hoarders: Office Edition'. I hope that computer has a strong antivirus, because the only bugs it should be worrying about are the ones likely living in those cigarette mountains. The keyboard, doubling as an ashtray, truly a bold and innovative choice for the multitaskers out there. This is less of a workspace and more of an abstract art installation entitled 'Chaos Theory'. I'd say it's a 10/10 for creativity but a 'please clean your desk' out of 10 for hygiene.