No. 319 - The Chaotic Archive of Forgotten Desk-ifacts

Well, if this desk were a spice, it'd be flour—plain, messy, and inexplicably everywhere. With a desk like this, who needs a paper shredder when you've got chaos as your organizational system? I guess 'finders keepers' is the motto when it comes to locating anything on this archaeological dig site you call a workspace. And that computer mouse, is it an antique from the pre-scroll wheel era? Vintage disaster chic, indeed. But, in its defense, the multitasking paperweight (also known as a keyboard) is the cleanest thing here, because let's be real, no typing gets done amidst this mess.