Ah, the classic 'I'm still living the college dream' setup – two monitors for double the procrastination, a gaming keyboard to type your excuses twice as fast, and ambient lighting to set the mood for the next round of 'just five more minutes' before actually doing work. And what's with the snack packaging? If cleanliness were a quest, it seems we've found the final boss. But let's not forget the pièce de résistance, the largest CPU tower that doubles as a personal space heater for those long, lonely nights of grinding... XP, of course.