No. 364 - The Mad Scientist's Last Stand

Oh, look at this desk, proudly sporting the 'just-escaped-a-lab-explosion' chic. The water bottle precariously close to electronic devices is a bold statement in avant-garde electrical safety. And I see a magnifying lamp – because nothing says 'I love my job' like inspecting your work with the same enthusiasm as defusing a bomb. The random assortment of items strewn about with the precision of a toddler’s feeding habits adds a certain 'je ne sais quoi.' But hey, at least the laptop has a calming blue cover—it's like putting a tiny band-aid on a gaping style wound.

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