No. 411 - The Multitasking Colossus

Well, if this isn't a classic case of 'monitor so big, you forget the world exists outside of it'. That screen is so massive, I bet even Google Maps asks it for directions. The laptop seems to be pleading for attention in front of the electronic billboard behind it. And let's not forget the mouse's big brother awkwardly watching from the sidelines – we know who's not getting invited to the next LAN party. Bonus points for having your tissue paper stand at attention, ready for any spills or thrills, but it looks like the desk could use said tissue to clean up that 'Last Supper' worth of cable crumbs beneath the screen. I see someone ordered their desk aesthetics from the 'Randomly Placed Objects' collection. Style's a bit like a tech flea market, neatness as if Marie Kondo turned around and just walked away, and the cool factor is trying its best with that mood lighting. So, how about that tea cup – is it hinting at a liquid lunch or just your taste in fancy water bowls?

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