Oh look, it's 'Chaos Desk', the place where peripheral cords go to live out their retirement in a tangled utopia! With a screen so bright, it outshines the owner's future, and a mysterious plastic bag that I can only hope isn't holding the desk's last shred of dignity. The desk mat is practically screaming, 'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...' But hey, at least the water bottle is staying hydrated while the mouse looks like it's plotting its escape from RGB overload.