No. 419 - The Stationary Station

Ah, a desk that screams 'I have a PhD in penology' with a side of 'cable management is for the weak'. The monitor stand is doing a better job propping up your screen than this desk is at hiding your hoarding tendencies. Is that a single loose Q-tip I see? Don't tell me, it's for cleaning between the keys on the keyboard that hasn't seen daylight since it came out of the box. But hey, at least we know your gaming mouse is well-fed with all the glowing it's doing – it must be the highlight of this archaeological dig.