No. 430 - The Alchemist's Clutter Cove

Well, well, well, if it isn't the 'Mystic's Mess'! This desk looks like a wizard's garage sale and a candle shop had a baby, and it's not entirely clear if it's for casting spells or summoning the spirit of clean design. The mirror is anxiously reflecting on its life choices, given the company it's keeping, while the haphazard arrangement of candles gives 'burning the midnight oil' a new, much more literal meaning. The half-hearted attempt at organization with the tiny jars is cute, almost as if someone whispered 'Marie Kondo' and then promptly forgot what it meant.

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