No. 440 - The Ctrl-Alt-Defeat Workstation

Ah, the classic 'I'm a coder' layout with more screens than a sci-fi spaceship bridge. One for code, one for Stack Overflow, and the laptop for... cat videos? The mechanical keyboard is there to ensure the whole house knows you're working. And that water bottle—hydrating or preparing for a marathon? The real question is, does that plush owl provide coding advice or is it just there to silently judge your semicolon usage? I hope you don't indent your code like you organize your cables.