No. 450 - The Cyber Tavern

Well, if it isn't the 'Ambient Lighting' special, where the mood is set for anything but productivity. Look at those pops of LED on the keyboard; I've seen less flair at a disco in the '70s. And a single glass? Wait, two glasses! Talk about optimism—preparing for a guest or just couldn't decide between water and a midnight snack of juice? The oversized mousepads seem to scream, 'I'm not sure what I'm compensating for, but I'm sure it's important.' Silver lining? With a setup like this, no one will ever accuse you of not being down-to-earth... mainly because you can't see the top of your desk through the mysterious foggy ambiance.