Oh look, it's the 'I couldn't decide between a home office or a home gym, so I chose both and excelled at neither' setup. The desk is like an island of misfit toys amidst a sea of confused fitness intentions. And those wires dangling in the back – it's like the desk has its own set of neglected workout cables. Let's not overlook the chair that seems to be hiding its face in shame. The opulent doors in the background suggest a portal to a land where desks and gym equipment live in harmony, but alas, this is not that land.