No. 499 - The Cyberpunk Minimalist

Well well well, what do we have here? The 'I take my gaming seriously, but not my interior decorating' setup. Tell me, does that mannequin double as a coat rack, or is it part of the family? Vintage racer chair - the perfect throne for our noble desk jockey, gamer by night, pining for the racetrack by day. We've got mood lighting that screams 'I'm a professional, but only after 9 PM'. The only thing missing is a lava lamp to complete the Pinterest page ‘Bachelor Desks: A Study in Ambiance’. Kudos on the one plant trying to survive the RGB overdose. Style points for minimalism, but it looks like the creativity was all spent on choosing that mouse pad design. Ooh, ominous computer glow - I'm sure it adds +10 to internet speed. All in all, not the messiest battle station I've seen, but it does look like your decor inspiration was 'video game loading screen'.

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