Oh look, it's the 'I tried to organize once and then I gave up' setup! Half of this desk screams 'business in the front,' while the other half is all 'party in the back'—and I'm not talking about a fun party. I'm talking about the kind where you find stale chips under the couch. I haven't seen a desk this confused since I walked into a flea market and found a toaster that could play DVDs. The interesting mix of 'essential' items is intriguing, from the survival pack of crunchy bread to the emergency cooling pad for when the laptop decides to turn into a grill. By the way, the avant-garde cable management could really tie the room together if it was actually managing any cables. And kudos for including office flora! Oh wait, those are just pens that were once mightier than the sword but now just contribute to the pen graveyard.