No. 540 - The Minimalist Procrastinator

Ah, the classic workstation of someone whose screen saver sees more of the world than they do. The monitor is larger than their aspirations, and the desk screams 'I recycle my jokes' just as much as they recycle paper. The plant, struggling for sunlight, probably has a better social life than the assorted pens, and let's not overlook the unicorn that's judging your every click. The tidiness, though, fair play. It looks like it's cleaned more often than a guilt-ridden conscience.