No. 564 - The Dual-Screen Delusion Desk

Ah, a classic 'I saw a productivity hack video once' setup. We've got the floral notebook that screams 'I plan to be organized but I'm just a chaotic scribbler', paired with the avocado-themed journal because, why not millennial it up a notch? The ergonomic keyboard and mouse are saying, 'I care about my wrists but not enough to invest in anything that isn't white or gray.' And let's not ignore the lonely glass of water—a subtle nod to hydration or the only cleaning that's been done on this desk in weeks? Prime real estate is given to not one, but two devices, because why suffer through a YouTube yoga session on just one screen when you can strain your neck on two? Overall, it's a nice attempt at functional minimalism but it comes off more like a working lunch at granny's wallpapered dining room.