No. 575 - The Green Thumb Gamer's Paradise

Ah, the elusive dual-monitor setup, where one screen plays the role of 'the one I actually use' and the other is 'the one that makes my desk look busy.' Plus, the plant! It's not just for oxygen; it's clearly there to prevent the desk from floating away due to the weight imbalance. And kudos for the coaster's strategic placement – it's the first line of defense against spills, because who needs insurance when you have a coaster. Lastly, that water carafe is optimistically close to the keyboard; we like to live dangerously, I see.