No. 579 - The Spartan Spender

Ah, the 'Minimal Effort Minimalist,' I see. With a desk that empty, one might think you've just been robbed – but then they see that fine piece of modern art, a.k.a. the McDonald's cup, and realize it's a choice. And what's the deal with the remote? Trying to channel surf through your work tasks? In terms of neatness, it's as if the desk is trying to say, 'I'm not lazy; I'm just on energy-saving mode'. All fun aside, it's not the worst – it has a certain 'I might start working, or I might order another coffee' vibe.