No. 60 - The Neon Nerdvana

Well, look at this vibrant explosion of geek chic meets neon nightmare. This desk screams 'I've defeated every final boss but still can't find my way out of my parent's basement.' With enough RGB lighting to guide planes to a safe landing, you've got style points for the Anime Expo afterparty. I'm just not sure if I'm critiquing a desk or a futuristic altar for the tech gods. The cleanliness is as impeccable as your K/D ratio, I assume. And as for coolness, you're the human embodiment of a limited-edition gaming console – everyone wants to see you, but very few can handle the intensity.

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