No. 604 - The Luminous Lair of Lost Cables

Ah, the classic 'Gamer's Paradise' meets 'I only clean when the keyboard keys start to stick' motif. Look at those monitors, meticulously positioned to ensure the most ergonomic neck cramp. And is that a glowing salt lamp or a beacon of hope trying to escape your pile of neglected cable management? Might as well just throw a rope light on the floor and call it the 'Ambiance Abyss'. With an aesthetic that screams 'I swear I'm going to tidy up tomorrow', it's a wonder how the desk still stands amidst the chaos. Elegance? More like 'ele-guess-I'll-find-it-later'.