No. 627 - The Brunch Bunker

Ah, the multitasker's paradise, where breakfast and spreadsheets meet! Who knew you could fit a deli counter and an office on the same square footage? With a laptop that's outnumbered by snack packages, I'm concerned that a stray crumb could launch your next Zoom meeting. It's a sandwich-making station, a part-time office, and a full-time mess—but it's got character! Now, is that a mouse pad or a place mat? Because with this desk, who can tell the difference?