No. 630 - The Command Center of Clutter

Ah, a desk where the 'organized chaos' doctrine is a religion; clearly, your keyboard is practicing social distancing from your monitor, very pandemic chic. I see the monitor is in portrait mode, or is that just for better viewing of your long list of unfinished tasks? We have the paper squall on the right threatening to spill over into your neighbor's cubicle, a calculator handy for when you need to tally up your procrastination hours, and a pen holder that's essentially a plastic cup's retirement plan. And is that a collection of personal effects or an exhibit for 'Items confiscated by airport security'? You've blurred the line between a workspace and a Bermuda Triangle of office supplies. Nevertheless, I have a soft spot for haphazard creativity.