Well, if the goal here was 'organized chaos', you've nailed it! The left side has all the sterility of a blank Word document, while the right side looks like the aftermath of a craft store explosion. Bonus points for the impressive collection of adhesives — I had no idea there were that many ways to stick things to other things. And let's not overlook the solitary ruler, probably thinking, 'Remember when they used to measure stuff with me? Good times.' And that coffee mug teetering on the edge of disaster? It's giving me anxiety, but it’s also the most thrilling thing on this desk.